Nazi

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

Nazi

hmmmmmmmmm no one read it?
i guess its only hilarious to cali ppl

Emptyfyre

I read it...And I'm a california person....And I didn't find it all that funny.

Nazi

ouch........man i suck, i made that one up as u could tell.

Undrallio

Yeah....it blows....

Nazi

..........

Emptyfyre

Well that was the most useless post ever.

Nazi

....yes.........yes it was..........just leik urs..........

Undrallio

Not really Nazi....empty's was more useful than yours because it stated that yours was useless, which made empty's post have a purpose.

All your post did for you, was make you look......like....you were amazed that your joke sucked.

Nazi

ty for teh clarification