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This letter contains some tough news. It's not pleasant to hear, but it's very important, and it's part of telling the truth. When writing this letter, I had originally intended to segregate the pure errors of fact in Mr. Ryuzaki's comments from the assertions of questionable judgment where there could be room for dispute. I eventually decided against that approach because many people are incredulous when I tell them that Ryuzaki intends to waste natural resources. "How could Ryuzaki be so mischievous?", they ask me. "It doesn't seem possible." Well, it is unmistakably possible, and now I'll explain exactly how Ryuzaki plans to do it. But first, you need to realize that he says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm concerned, his time has run out.
If it weren't for xenophobic, soporific fault-finders, Ryuzaki would have no friends. By an odd twist of fate, I'm sure he seriously believes that he can absorb mana by devouring his nemeses' brains, seeing how his selective memory works. This is not rhetoric. This is reality.
Is Ryuzaki's head really buried too deep in the sand to know that his principles have decidedly been demonstrated to be coterminous with those of mephitic buttinskies? I apologize if this disappoints you but my intent was only to elucidate the question, not to answer it. I shall therefore state only that Ryuzaki can't fool me. I've met filthy utopians before, so I know that we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we justify condemnation, constructive criticism, and ridicule of Ryuzaki and his stingy, illaudable activities, or is it sufficient to yank up the worst types of ungrateful, uppity lowbrows there are from the dark rocks under which they hide and flaunt them before the bright sunshine of public exposure? To rephrase that question, why can't we all just get along? The answer is almost utterly obvious -- this isn't rocket science, you know. The key is that Ryuzaki cannot tolerate the world as it is. He needs to live in a world of fantasies. To be more specific, Ryuzaki spews words like "biblicopsychological", "theoanthropomorphism", and "parallelogrammatical" and insidiously twists them into catch phrases designed to seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others. To cap that off, he wants all of us to believe that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media.
It is pointless to fret about the damage already caused by Ryuzaki's cranky, vexatious precepts. The past cannot be changed. We must cope with the present if we hope to affect our future and give our young people the values that will inspire them to keep our priorities in check. Ryuzaki's prurient personal attacks bring ugliness and nastiness into our lives. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to reveal the truth about his manuscripts while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear.
I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Ryuzaki besmirch the memory of some genuine historic figures. It makes me want to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of his maneuvers, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that from the perspective of those inside Ryuzaki's faction, an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. The reality, however, is that I admit I have a tendency to become a bit insensitive whenever I rebuke him for trying to make excessive use of foul language. While I am desirous of mending this tiny personality flaw, Ryuzaki, with his craftiness and amoral belief systems, will entirely control our country's exuberant riches when you least expect it. Ryuzaki will then use those riches to lower scholastic standards. The moral of this story is that he ought to unstop his ears and uncover his eyes. Only then will Ryuzaki hear that to which he has been too long heedless. Only then will he see that his warped attempt to construct a creative response to my previous letter was absolutely pitiful. Really, Ryuzaki, stringing together a bunch of solecistic insults and seemingly random babble is hardly effective. It simply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he might commit confrontational, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility before the year is over. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? I'll finish this letter by instructing you not to blindly accept my words or those of others as truth. Investigate, discriminate, and question everything not proven. Only by doing so can you determine for yourself that Mr. Ryuzaki doesn't understand politics or simply doesn't care.
TL;DR=Ryu sux __________________
....and Lilith began speaking Utter gibberish, to which Head Noob*ahem* Officer Lonewolf replied "Your spells won't work here emo!!!"-The Gospel According to ryder, chapter 8,verse 6.
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